"Magic 8 Ball will it be a good year for me"? The answer was most pleasing as it answered this:
"It is certain".
I am happy is said so and thus has assured me of a good year to come. Do you think that to be nutty, crazy, delusional or somehow unstable of me? If so, let me say this: If someone can believe that he can have his penis cut off and suddenly be transformed into a woman and not be considered (heck - not actually be) delusional; then I can believe that my Magic 8 Ball is infallible, especially when it gives me the answers for which I am hoping! That most certainly must be better than me cutting off my own pee-pee.
Proof already beginning to show itself: just felt a fart coming on and as soon as I felt it coming on I wondered wet or dry and should I go sit on the throne. Yes I did run to it and good for me because, IMO, it was much the same consistency of Hershey's syrup (no offense to Hershey's Co. or Hershey's syrup).😂 So you see, my Magic 8 Ball was right. Please note, you may or may not achieve the same amount of satisfaction from your own or from another person's Magic 8 Ball.
Happy New Year,
Glenn B
3 comments:
it didn't say what it was certain of. could be certain of not a good year.
Yee of little faith.....
lol, yeah my faith is sorely tested at the moment. everybody i know is pessimistic on the new year, fearful even. yet, it could be the great turning, where all becomes known and like the soviet union the usg fades into oblivian.
Post a Comment