Showing posts with label sexual appetite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexual appetite. Show all posts

Sunday, July 16, 2017

The Mile High Solitaire Club

When I was younger, and the sexual revolution was ongoing, it became a badge of honor, so to speak, if you were lucky enough to join The Mile High Club. The Mile High club had a very limited membership but was, as far as I am aware, always entered into by couples. If you don't know what I am talking about, let's just call it sex on a plane (inflight).

Today though, I realized that maybe membership was not just saved for couples (or trios) but that someone could become a member through a solo effort. Such is the case of the American Airlines passenger accused of masturbating while in flight from New York to Paris. Sadly, for one of the women  seated next to him, the airline either refused or failed to change her seat to get her away from the slimeball ; although, they did move another woman who had also been seated next to him. More at the source.

Does that make the lone wanker yanker a member of The Mile High club? I can't say for sure and really do not care but I will say thank God I was not seated next to him because he would have eaten his own weenie for his in flight lunch.

All the best,
Glenn B

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Buy Your Watermelons For The Weekend Today...

...because the price is almost sure to rise by tomorrow. The price of gasoline and diesel have little to do with this anticipated price increase, yet the price increase could be a steep one indeed. I base it all on supply and demand, and I expect the demand to rise sharply. Once the watermelon is all bought up, I also expect people not to just eat the fruity red part, but also to start eating the rind, or at least part of it. Why? Well you see, there is this article at FoxNews.com. If reading that is not enough to get at least 25% of the people in the USA hopeful that they can have a much more fun weekend if they eat watermelon (including the rind), and maybe another 15% convinced they will be healthier if they eat it, and therefore cause a price increase, then I don't know a thing about the human condition. There is sure to be a rise in interest in all things watermelon after this article makes the rounds (sorry I just could not resist).

All the best,
Glenn B