Sunday, July 16, 2017

The Mile High Solitaire Club

When I was younger, and the sexual revolution was ongoing, it became a badge of honor, so to speak, if you were lucky enough to join The Mile High Club. The Mile High club had a very limited membership but was, as far as I am aware, always entered into by couples. If you don't know what I am talking about, let's just call it sex on a plane (inflight).

Today though, I realized that maybe membership was not just saved for couples (or trios) but that someone could become a member through a solo effort. Such is the case of the American Airlines passenger accused of masturbating while in flight from New York to Paris. Sadly, for one of the women  seated next to him, the airline either refused or failed to change her seat to get her away from the slimeball ; although, they did move another woman who had also been seated next to him. More at the source.

Does that make the lone wanker yanker a member of The Mile High club? I can't say for sure and really do not care but I will say thank God I was not seated next to him because he would have eaten his own weenie for his in flight lunch.

All the best,
Glenn B

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