Wednesday, May 13, 2015

The Biggest Liar In The World

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio were out for a stroll. The came upon a theater with a sign that said, "Beauty Contest for the Most Beautiful Woman in the World."  Snow White said, "Wait here, fellas, I'm entering this one." After a short while, she came out and Superman and Pinocchio asked her how she did. "I won, of course," she said.

A short while later, they found a gym with a sign that said, "Strongest Man in the World Contest." Superman decided to enter. He came out a little later, and Pinocchio and Snow White asked if he had won. "Was there ever any doubt?," he replied.
They walked a few blocks more, and saw a club with a sign that read, "Biggest Liar in the World Contest." Pinocchio jumped at the chance to show his stuff. He went inside and entered. A while later, he came out in tears. "What happened?," asked Superman and Snow White. Totally broken, Pinocchio replied, "Who the hell is Hillary Clinton?"
A hat tip and my thanks to Mike McC for making me laugh with that one.
All the best,

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