Ballseye's Predictions

 I have a few predictions for the coming year, actually for the rest of this year and all of 2026. I am not wishing that any of these come true for anyone, I am just guessing that these things will happen, some only if other things I mention happen first. Most are prophecies of the gloom & doom type but some are also much nicer in outcome. The predictions of Nostradamus have nothing on mine.

 

1. Someone, of leftist, liberal, democrat ilk, will again attempt to assassinate President Trump and will succeed in at least seriously wounding him putting him in the hospital and out of commission for at least a three months.

 

2.VP Vance will take over the presidency, after the above takes place and he will be as strong & decisive as Trump was while in that position.

 

3. Illegal aliens from China (Chinese military personnel), admitted by the Biden administration, will attack our country from within doing great damage to our electrical grid. 

 

4. China will invade Taiwan and shortly thereafter will surreptitiously invade the United States of America in a sneak attack much worse than 9/11.

 

5. North Korea, Pakistan, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran and others will ally with China and also attack U.S. interests.

 

6. Russia will attack at least one, if not more, eastern European members of NATO and will bomb Ukraine with multiple nuclear weapons. 

 

 7. Tens of thousands of U.S. citizens will ally with our enemies and a civilian militia of conservative types will unleash a fury upon them with the blessing of whoever is president at the time.

 

8. The U.S. will be forced to retaliate with nukes and WW III will kill over half the human population on the earth.

 

9. Japan, Australia, the UK (minus Ireland), Israel, several Arab nations, some few countries in South America, all of eastern Europe (outside of Russia & its current allies) and the remainder of western Europe will ally with the USA. 

 

10. India will attempt to remain neutral. Canada will attempt to do likewise, and will abandon the USA causing a civil war that ousts its current liberal government.

 

11. Nancy Pelosi will be killed by an assassin who beats her with a ball peen hammer and then shoots her to make sure the job is done. The assassin will be transgender with severe delusions of self importance and femininity who believes he is pregnant because, he claims President Trump raped him in the Lincoln bedroom.

 

12.  Mamdani, if he becomes mayor of NY, will be assassinated by someone hired by Soros in order to gain sympathy for socialism in the USA. Riots, by leftists, will ensue even though it will be proven that Soros was behind it.

 

13. The monarchy in the UK will come to an end.

 

14. Ballseye will win the largest Mega Millions prize ever and War III will break out the very next day eventually causing the U.S. dollar to crash (just my luck). 

 

15.Gold will hit $7659.17 per ounce within eight months of today (October 28, 2025).

 

16. Silver will hit an all time high of $185.00 per ounce around the same time as gold hits the above value.

 

17. The democrats will overwhelmingly win the 2028 election by way of voter fraud and the election results will be cancelled once the fraud is discovered. A new election date will be scheduled but on that day, riots will break out and marshal law will be declared; thousands of rioters will be killed or wounded. Schumer will be discovered as the mastermind behind the voter fraud and will commit suicide, in a federal lock-up, shortly after his arrest.

 

18. Once WW III is concluded, an actual Zombie Apocalypse will follow shortly thereafter. 

 

19. Ammunition prices will increase ten fold during WW III and go higher in the ZA. 

 

20. Ballseye (me) wakes up and realizes all of his predictions were part of a terrible nightmare. 

 

All the best,

Glenn B 

 

Note: If you have not figured it out yet, this is a humorus fantasy post. I do not wish ill on anyone mentioned above, am not advocating any type of violence, nor suggesting or hoping that someone, anyone, does anything mentioned above, except for me waking up and then finding out I won the largest Mega Millions prize to date. (And that I will live in good health and fitness, for at least many years, to spend a lot of it it, leaving the remaining tens of millions to my son & daughter.)

The Russian Lives - I Know It In My Soul

He is not dead, he lives and of that I have no doubt. There is no way that either of the two clowns who tried to put him down got in a fatal shot. Yeah, they hit him, maybe even more than once and maybe  tagged him with a head shot but that's no reason to think they put a toe tag on him. They couldn't find him  - didn't even have enough brains between them to look up into the tree under which his blood trail and foot prints ended. He didn't just disappear into thin air - he was up in that tree at least alive if not well. They were idiots, damn they mistook a deer for him and chased it down and killed it and as Chrissy said - if they were trying - they'd never get a shot like that. Now bear in mind - they were hunting the Russian. So what makes anyone think they got him. 

Now, I'll grant you this: despite his boasting about it not being cold and that the cold didn't bother him, I'll admit maybe he did feel it biting him to his core that night or maybe even over the next couple of days & nights until he was able to work up the strength to crawl away. It may have taken him some time to get out of that  predicament but my bet is he had the survival training he needed to get him through it and he was one tough bastard. He knew could eat what there was in those woods to save himself; he knew which berries were poisonous and which were not. No squirrels ate him like Paulie said would happen. It'd be more likely there were a few less of those rats with bushy tails left alive in that forest by the time he got out but whether or not he reduced the gray squirrel population he did get out. Yes he lived and still does even if they never portrayed his deliverance in the show.

It was the biggest disappointment for me though that he never appeared again. It was one of the biggest foul-ups in television history as far as I am concerned. The show left no doubt, at least in my mind, that he was still alive. It was or should have been the cliffhanger of cliffhangers and the writers and producers went over the cliff and crashed into the rocks below! There would have been no more suitable a way to end the Sopranos than to have that Russian bastard come back and blow at least Paulie and Chrissy to hell or better yet, the whole crew to hell.

Of course I am talking about the "Pine Barrens" episode of the Sopranos, season 3 - episode 11, the first episode I ever watched (I watched most if not all after seeing that one but it remains my favorite) of the Sopranios and it hooked me good. It's the one in which Paulie and Christopher take what they thought was the body of a Russian mobster, they thought they had killed, to the barrens to get rid of the evidence. When they open the trunk to take out his body, he's still alive. He was tough, they were incompetent. Then, instead of digging his own grave with the shovel they gave him he pummeled them with it and took off running. He was a fighter they were assholes. Many shots later, it looked as if Paulie scored a head shot and he may have but it may not have been a kill shot. Head wounds bleed profusely. They searched for him but his blood trail and footprints ended under a tree and they wondered aloud where he could have gone. They were stupid fuckers. 

He was up in that tree, it was the only possible scenario unless little gray men zapped him up to their flying saucer and while the Sopranos was fiction, it certainly wasn't science fiction. Anyway, those two Mafioso moronic henchmen get lost in the woods looking for him and then lost even worse looking for their car. Tony Soprano has to come to the rescue with Bobby. Once they are safe, Tony then leaves it up to Paulie whether or not to look for the guy or just assume he's dead and leave it be. Paulie takes the easy way out saying let's go home or something to that effect. Man did the writers and producers fuck up there - the Russian was alive, no doubt about it - he survived. He should have come back and wiped em out at the end. 

Yeah, just watched that episode last night on Amazon Prime. I just keep thinking they fucked up big time but I also think it's not too late. Bring him back in a new show, maybe about the Russian Mob or about a Russian hitman going after the Mafioso. Make him the main character.   

What better way to open the new show than to see Tony & and his crew walk into the diner where the show ended. As they are sitting there stuffing their faces, the camera pans to a lone figure in the shadows across the street, head bowed as he is looking down while he is keying his cell phone. On the last jab of the keys, the camera pans back to the diner and it blows sky high in flames with the mother of all booms. We see pieces of the diner and body parts raining down onto the street.  Panning back to the lone figure, we see him hunched over shielding his head from the debris with his free hand, phone still in the other. As he lowers his hand and starts to raise his head up to take a look, in the light of the flames we see a ghoulish figure with an odd shaped dent along the top right side of his head, an obviously healed but once catastrophic wound. As the lens zooms in, you see his face and he is smiling - that mad dog Russian smile - as he says: "It wasn't too cold for me comrades".

Then a flashback to the Pine Barren with those two arsehats standing under the tree where his trail ended; as they walk away we see a drop of blood falling from above and hitting the snow under the tree. After they walk away, we see him falling out of that tree and later crawling away and ultimately out of those woods. Then just take it from there into the new show with him in the lead role. Damn, the Russian lives, I just know it in my soul - so bring him back already!

All the best,
Glenn B

PS: Remember, if they do a spinoff like this, you read it first here! I want royalties.

Gun Stash

Maybe it would not be a good thing for me to say I have all of these guns stashed away in a secret location in my basement, under the cellar stairs, in my house, here in NY. Do you think that if I said that it might get them to come search my house what with the NY SAFE Act and all? Okay, I won't say it.

All the best,
Glenn B