FUCK THE HOLIDAYS...

...and all the assholes that come with them. I am happy the so called holiday season is halfway over and am truly looking forward to it being over. Thank god New Year day is the last one for quite the while (no I do not celebrate the year of the many or scaly critter, aka: lunar new year). One more holiday weekend and then there is nothing for me to celebrate until Ground Hog Day. I celebrate that one because almost no one else does, at least around where I live. Ground Hog Day is the definitely the best one - no pressure at all, no gift buying or giving, no big dinner, no asshole relations over for whom you have to act nice even though you despise them, no trips to see anyone, you don't even have to wish anyone a happy this or merry that - there is no anything, unless you want to do it for yourself and yourself alone (well, and maybe for the rodent known as the Ground Hog). Thus the reason I will celebrate it better than all the rest. Even Festivus cannot compare to Ground Hog Day - not in any way, shape or form. Ground Hog day is most certainly the best of all holidays! As for the rest of em, fuck them.

Yeah, that's right something put me in a foul mood this holiday season, the same thing that can put me in a foul mood any day of the year - and she does not even have to try. The holiday season sucks regardless of how bad she makes it though, I am finally convinced of that (the holidays need no help from her at all, but oh how she can make it worse).

All the best,
Glenn B

I Was Sitting Here...

...putting some added touches onto my previous piece about The Lone Ranger like adding a few videos to it, and I heard some fireworks about 10-15 minutes ago. I thought it was silly for folks to be celebrating the coming of the new year an hour or so early, then I looked at the clock. Shame on me for thinking them silly, since it was me who was off on my timing:

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO US ALL

All the best,

Glenn B

Happy New Year

To All of You,

Who enjoy the fruits of your lives through your labors, and who live by a generally accepted code of morality, who respect the laws of the land and of nature, who respect other people, who protect the innocent, who punish the bad, who can forgive when appropriate, who express common courtesy, who are in general nice people and who are decent folks - I wish you a Happy New Year.

To those of you who get your jollies by maltreating others, who are perverts, pedophiles, violent felons, career criminals, child beaters, radicals or extremists of any ilk, and the like - I do not procrastinate to prognosticate, that lest you change, in the end you will be screwed. Hence, allow me or another to screw you, please do not derive us the opportunity or the pleasure of doing so by screwing yourselves.

All the best,
Glenn B