Have you ever wondered what the difference is between
Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper, peckerhead or son of a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
All the best,
Glenn B
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special
effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his
5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time:
pancakes, ice cream, candy - just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and
could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue
and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and
breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs
to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Not really, PaPa, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece of shit, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obama lover, blind bastard, dip shit, Muslim camel humper, peckerhead or son of a bitch anywhere we went. We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to you eye, doesn’t it!
A hat tip to mein freund Rich M for that one.
All the best,
Glenn B
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