I have been driven nuts every time I have smelled someone in my house cooking or otherwise preparing and eating food today. With all the varying schedules, that has been about 6 times already. All of the different aromas brought only one thing to mind though, something like this:
I WANT A BACON CHEESE BURGER SMOTHERED IN SAUTEED ONIONS AND I WANT IT NOW AND IT HAS TO BE GREASY AND MEDIUM RARE WITH A BUTTERED GRILLED BUN. IT WILL ALSO REQUIRE WELL DONE FRIES ON THE SIDE AND A LOT OF SOUR PICKLES TOO. Now that would satisfy my cravings just fine.
Sadly, I have to wait until about 3PM tomorrow before I can eat again - after I am scoped. You can bet though, I will be disobeying doctor's orders, no Jell-O or soup for me when that time arrives unless he cuts something out. Then I may have to wait yet another day but one can hope.
All the best,
Glenn B
I WANT A BACON CHEESE BURGER SMOTHERED IN SAUTEED ONIONS AND I WANT IT NOW AND IT HAS TO BE GREASY AND MEDIUM RARE WITH A BUTTERED GRILLED BUN. IT WILL ALSO REQUIRE WELL DONE FRIES ON THE SIDE AND A LOT OF SOUR PICKLES TOO. Now that would satisfy my cravings just fine.
Sadly, I have to wait until about 3PM tomorrow before I can eat again - after I am scoped. You can bet though, I will be disobeying doctor's orders, no Jell-O or soup for me when that time arrives unless he cuts something out. Then I may have to wait yet another day but one can hope.
All the best,
Glenn B
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