Friday, April 10, 2015

Happy In The Face of Death

A friend sent me an email telling me his neighbor wanted to jog with him but he went to his doctor who recommended against it because of the condition of his heart. He gave his neighbor my number and I went jogging with her without first consulting with my doctor even though my friend said maybe I should check first.

I am now in the cardiac intensive care unit at my local hospital, not so much due to the run but rather to the fun that came afterwards. She was quite appreciative of my agreeing to jog with her and invited me over to her place where she slipped a few Viagras into my beer. The sex was wild and lasted 7 hours and even though I am in the ICU of cardiac care, I am happy as I await either an emergency transplant or death.

Yeah right! Anyway, a hat tip and my eternal thanks to Herr Rich M for that one!

All the best,
Glenn B

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