Sunday, December 27, 2015

FUCK THE HOLIDAYS...

...and all the assholes that come with them. I am happy the so called holiday season is halfway over and am truly looking forward to it being over. Thank god New Year day is the last one for quite the while (no I do not celebrate the year of the many or scaly critter, aka: lunar new year). One more holiday weekend and then there is nothing for me to celebrate until Ground Hog Day. I celebrate that one because almost no one else does, at least around where I live. Ground Hog Day is the definitely the best one - no pressure at all, no gift buying or giving, no big dinner, no asshole relations over for whom you have to act nice even though you despise them, no trips to see anyone, you don't even have to wish anyone a happy this or merry that - there is no anything, unless you want to do it for yourself and yourself alone (well, and maybe for the rodent known as the Ground Hog). Thus the reason I will celebrate it better than all the rest. Even Festivus cannot compare to Ground Hog Day - not in any way, shape or form. Ground Hog day is most certainly the best of all holidays! As for the rest of em, fuck them.

Yeah, that's right something put me in a foul mood this holiday season, the same thing that can put me in a foul mood any day of the year - and she does not even have to try. The holiday season sucks regardless of how bad she makes it though, I am finally convinced of that (the holidays need no help from her at all, but oh how she can make it worse).

All the best,
Glenn B

2 comments:

Humble wife said...

The post title was enough for me to respond. Glenn-we on the farm did not and have not done the Christmas thing for several years. It is amazing by removing the pressure of a holiday that isn't grounded in one exact thing but mostly commercialism...that our family has enjoyed the end of the year so much more.

We had moley for the 25th and had a small birthday celebration for Bill as the 25th is his bday. I am so with you on the gagfest that the holidays have become and choose to no longer participate.

I chose instead to not decorate my house, not spend, and actually enjoy the family I have...oh and not visit people I kind of think I am related to and last saw in 1973.

I hope that you take a moment and remember that that way out in the only area of southern NM that seems to be snow blizzard free, a family is glad that a random blogging comment brought us together. Put God first, maintain your recovery and walk post cancer, and enjoy the creepy critters oops the critters that I fear so much that you love. The world is indeed a place made up of diverse people that can and do get along despite differences...if we ignore the media, ignore the things that are being forced down our throats and just be.

Happy 2016 from Bill and Jen...the goof troop, their loves, and the latest models introduced in 2015!

Jennifer

Glenn B said...

I was only kidding, really I was.