Get your shopping done now so I can do mine (*at least some of it) on Christmas Eve.
Yeah, I know, you wonder why an atheist, or an agnostic at best, shops for Christmas presents. I like the spirit of giving at Christmas, and I like the season whether or not I bring God into it. That's it, plain and simple.
So get your butts in gear, get out there and shop till you drop. Also be nice, give to charity too; but get that shopping done and leave something on the shelves for me.
All the best,
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