I have been driven nuts every time I have smelled someone in my house cooking or otherwise preparing and eating food today. With all the varying schedules, that has been about 6 times already. All of the different aromas brought only one thing to mind though, something like this:
I WANT A BACON CHEESE BURGER SMOTHERED IN SAUTEED ONIONS AND I WANT IT NOW AND IT HAS TO BE GREASY AND MEDIUM RARE WITH A BUTTERED GRILLED BUN. IT WILL ALSO REQUIRE WELL DONE FRIES ON THE SIDE AND A LOT OF SOUR PICKLES TOO. Now that would satisfy my cravings just fine.
Sadly, I have to wait until about 3PM tomorrow before I can eat again - after I am scoped. You can bet though, I will be disobeying doctor's orders, no Jell-O or soup for me when that time arrives unless he cuts something out. Then I may have to wait yet another day but one can hope.
...and I'm not talking about a rifle either and it will be from both ends. Ouch. I've had this in the past a few times now and, just before they knock me out, I always tell the doc to make sure he goes in the mouth first because I don't want to wake up with a bad taste in it. Right now, all I am thinking is that Magnesium Citrate and Movie-Prep are both evil. Oh, and that I sure could use a bacon cheeseburger right about now.
All the best (wishing that for myself as much as for you all right now), Glenn B
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